what happened one thursday

Well my life is really boring and I havn't got one story so heres what happened one Thursday. So im sitting watch TV for the night and im chewing my gum popping bubbles when suddenly out of nowhere comes this awful thigh cramp (as u see i get these a lot of these for some reason and i don't know why) and reacting i accidentally choked then swallowed on only half of my gum now u must be thinking why only half well i was kinda bored so i chewed my gum in half. Now with at least some gum i watched tv for the rest of my night in peace.

snowboarding

Well my adventure started off as me getting up at 5:42 pm in the morning lovely i know. Me, Ben, Leo, Jesse, Brittney, Abby, cajua/cajua bothers and more all met up at wawa to see who was riding in which car. This was my first time snowboarding so i was a little nervous. So of course the crazy and totally OUT OF CONTROL car was me, Rachelle, Abby, Brittney, Ben and of course LEO!!! HAHA. So were driving up and Mr. Greb keeps saying 10 minutes until were there so im like YEA next 10 minutes goes by 10 more minutes until were there this goes on for about 45 MINUTES I WAS GOING INSANE!!!!! Anyway after we finally got there after getting lost for 2 minutes we finally arrived. :) :) we got out of our really quiet car I was impressed. so we get our lift ticket and our snowboard and our boots. man that was on exuasting sentence. So i signed up for an snowboard lesson and im walking along and i find some guys doing weird stuff and falling a lot LOL HILARIOUS. After they pointed to me they told me where the lesson was the lesson consisted of how to get off the lift on a snowboard its harder then u think because u can have only one foot strapped in! after i learned that i got bored because they repeated this for like an hour boring i know right. So someone needed help with their board so an instructor goes and shows this kid how to take your board on and off so i picked up what he was saying and then he started teaching me and this kid how to turn and break so after 45 minutes!!!! i started hitting the trails with cajua and Ben REALLY AWESOME TRAILS after i got used to the snowboard i started grinding rails and jumping ramps. Now ur probably thinking how in the world is he doing this without falling, well to be perfectly honest i was perfect on every ramp and rail HAHA that's a joke after the first two times falling my butt it felt like and peach getting beaten by clubs i think it was like throbbing LOL it hurts so bad. Anyway after we hit those trails we hit a trail called BUNNY ELBOW A BUNNY ELBOW can u believe that i thought i was the weirdest name but that trail was my favorite after we rode that for a few times. we then tried to ride in for lunch we had to take a black diamond trail which is one of the harder trails so im going then i kinda wiped out because i was scared because there was a steep hill and when i fell i got one of those thigh craps omgosh it killed after i was in pain for about 30 seconds i got back on my board and went for lunch at the lodge cold kfc yum yum then i had an AMP (its an energy drink) which was really good so after i finished my AMP i tried to find Leo, Jesse, Abby and Britney but i couldn't really find them then i found cajua and we looked for them and we finally found them and people were passing out red-bulls and where did we go to snowboard??? WE WENT TO BUNNY ELBOW YEA!!!!! Then i found out that i could put my cell phone up my helmet to my ear and it would stay there LOL its like i had my own blue-tooth!!! So we went on bunny elbow for the rest of the night which was awesome. o yea and by the way all the reasons snowboarders fall is because of ice chunks when your snowboard hits one of them u usually spin out of control then u die/fall. Then on my second to last bunny elbow attempt i was flying down a hill then it leads to a really steep hill so im going down a big hill and a ice chip and since i couldn't really brake the other way i ended up spinning out of control and making a butt trail down the hill now that hurt really bad. The last time going down the hill i didn't fall once it was awesome then we had to go down that black diamond again and im not sure if i fell or not i think i didn't fall to make a perfect way to end the day after we returned everything we hit the nearest MacDonalds which was very satisfying because i worked up an appetite. after we ate, this is where it got interesting well lets just say Leo had one two many red-bulls and the car was crazy Leo was getting all beaten up of course we took the weirdest pictures and Abby hiccuped like a wail which was hilarious. Then we wondered what everyone looked like we kinda made Abby a wail so we were wondering if she was a humpback wail but she doesnt have warts like a humpback wail so she was just a regular wail we made Brittney a koala bear and she was sprawled out on Leo and Abby so Leo kept moving Brittney then she kinda kicked his head and it hit the window and everyone was laughing i guess lesson learned NOT a lesson is never learned with Leo LOL owell anyway. On the way home there was not a second when someone was not getting hurt or we weren't laughing. The biggest wipe out was Leo flying into a tree LOL even though it wasn't so funny for him. After we got home we told mom and dad everything and everything hurts so bad today i don't know how im going to sit down for the service.

my thursday

Well my Thursday was good and really bad ill start with the bad and its geometry which i like already learned so far i have learned nothing and its really boring. Now for the good part of my day YEA WHOOO. Anyway it was science, we had Mrs. Clark best teacher ever accept for Mrs Harvey. Mrs. Clark was mean to Leo telling him not to join a basket ball team because he couldn't make a piece of bundled up tin foil in a trashcan two feet away LOL LAME A TWO YEAR OLD COULD HAVE MADE IT IN THE TRASH FOR GOODNESS SAKE. anyway the weird part of our class was that whenever i got a question right i would look away and she would chuck a piece of candy at me i was scared every time because i would answer the question everyone would stop screaming then boom right on the table would go the sliding piece of candy in my direction then i would have to make this heroic catch which im pretty good at or it would fall in my lap (99.9% fell in my lap) anyway my Thursday was very interesting.

what happened yesturday

Well it all started when i was asleep, so im telling this from what my mom told me. My dog sandy is about 6 or 7 years old and shes was really nervous for some reason so not being able to sleep my mom gets up to see whats the problem. So shes up following sandy around and she finds nothing, but little does she know......
So she goes back to bed. My mom and my sister woke up in the morning to find that sandy was just as jumpy the next morning. so mom checks everywhere finally she goes to the green rug and what does she find?..... a TURD on the rug!!!! so she says, "dog ur coming with me and the little turd, too". so she picks up the rug and so since the turd was not square it rolled off the rug and splat, right on the FLOOR!!!!!! I was so horrified because that Saturday i moped the floor for 45 min. All my hard work was down the tube... not really, my mom cleaned it up and the floor was back to normal.

the first couple times i almost fell off a horse

Im writing this because my life is boring ok well hears the story. When we were in Alabama in 2008 we rode horses like we do every year this year was a little different. I haven't really cantered on a horse since this ride which im about to tell u about so don't JUDGE me. So all five of us start out on the trails and we meet up at this one point with some other riders which i think relatives im wasnt sure so after a while of walking we hit this huge field so were cantering im feeling good about myself so we stop and go back so of course we cantered back and next thing i know im on the side of the horse the saddle totally slipped to the side and i was falling off rapidly but i somehow turned buddy(the horse i was riding)to the side and got my saddle actually on his back LOL it was an adventure i will never forget. The best story is coming up. so were riding on and an hour later we come to this log we could go around it or over it so i wanted to go around it because the log was up to buddy's chest and i really was scared so i was in a little ditch and i was trying to go around the log. Out of nowhere buddy decided to vault it and then i was vaulted into the air and i landed on the horn of the saddle which is very hard. i wish i could have seen it from behind because when buddy jumped he landed like a sticky pad to the earth so after it happened it looked as if i was a retarded rider and buddy was a normal horse just sitting there minding his own business LOL i didnt fall off if u were wondering!!! good times. This was the biggest jump i have ever done and probably will be the biggest jump i will ever do on a horse. thx for reading.