what happened one thursday

Well my life is really boring and I havn't got one story so heres what happened one Thursday. So im sitting watch TV for the night and im chewing my gum popping bubbles when suddenly out of nowhere comes this awful thigh cramp (as u see i get these a lot of these for some reason and i don't know why) and reacting i accidentally choked then swallowed on only half of my gum now u must be thinking why only half well i was kinda bored so i chewed my gum in half. Now with at least some gum i watched tv for the rest of my night in peace.