what happened yesturday

Well it all started when i was asleep, so im telling this from what my mom told me. My dog sandy is about 6 or 7 years old and shes was really nervous for some reason so not being able to sleep my mom gets up to see whats the problem. So shes up following sandy around and she finds nothing, but little does she know......
So she goes back to bed. My mom and my sister woke up in the morning to find that sandy was just as jumpy the next morning. so mom checks everywhere finally she goes to the green rug and what does she find?..... a TURD on the rug!!!! so she says, "dog ur coming with me and the little turd, too". so she picks up the rug and so since the turd was not square it rolled off the rug and splat, right on the FLOOR!!!!!! I was so horrified because that Saturday i moped the floor for 45 min. All my hard work was down the tube... not really, my mom cleaned it up and the floor was back to normal.